CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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