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(713): View more from Texas

we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.

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(713): View more from Texas

Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it

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(303): View more from Colorado

The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours

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(347): View more from New York

My day in three words: secret purse cake

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(415): View more from California

lol hangovers are for mortals.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.

(609): View more from New Jersey

Where'd she get the razor?

(856): View more from New Jersey

Not the point.

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