is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
3 2 1 whiskey
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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