Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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