i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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