Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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