Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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