Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
