ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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