that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Randomize
