i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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