I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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