I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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