It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
well most of my day revolves around power hour
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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