Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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