Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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