what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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