I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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