I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
