I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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