I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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