yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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