Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
you never un-have a 4some
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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