Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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