margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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