If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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