I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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