We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
