Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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