When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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