'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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