so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
porn star boner night. come get it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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