I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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