When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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