I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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