I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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