i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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