I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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