the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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