i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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