I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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