it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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