He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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