I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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