too bad you live with your parents still
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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