i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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