Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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