He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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