So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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