Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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