Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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