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I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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