Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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