Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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